What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:16

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
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-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
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The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
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Moonraker
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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